tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-13125341.post113235390276278440..comments2023-11-03T01:21:40.721-07:00Comments on Morbid Misanthrope's Angry Rants: Finally Some Art that Doesn’t Suckmorbid misanthropehttp://www.blogger.com/profile/16530962369422901601noreply@blogger.comBlogger13125tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-13125341.post-87460774848738895642007-03-04T15:59:00.000-08:002007-03-04T15:59:00.000-08:00This is very interesting site... » » ...This is very interesting site... <A HREF="http://www.penis-pumps-6.info/Jenna_jameson_army.html" REL="nofollow">»</A> <A HREF="http://www.buy-fioricet-0.info" REL="nofollow">»</A> <A HREF="http://www.buymeridia9.info/Toyota-avensis-verso-mp3-player.html" REL="nofollow">»</A>Anonymousnoreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-13125341.post-1133317217474868542005-11-29T18:20:00.000-08:002005-11-29T18:20:00.000-08:00hulabelly - Egyptian art does kick ass. Especially...hulabelly - Egyptian art does kick ass. Especially all the art that proves Egypt was founded by survivors that escaped the great cataclysm that destroyed Atlantis. What do you mean "they've never found any definitive proof"? Sure they have; it's just in code. You have to be a bit loopy to understand it.morbid misanthropehttps://www.blogger.com/profile/16530962369422901601noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-13125341.post-1132529444463491582005-11-20T15:30:00.000-08:002005-11-20T15:30:00.000-08:00willow - Yeah, John Kerry ruined it for everyone. ...willow - Yeah, John Kerry ruined it for everyone. What a butt munch. But Kerry King is sweet.<BR/><BR/>If you need some blood for your artwork, let me know. My blood is cheap...and flammable. I even have some blood art I could sell you to pass off as your own. Lipstick, however, I can't help you with. The only lipstick I have is on my knuckles from when I punched that hooker.morbid misanthropehttps://www.blogger.com/profile/16530962369422901601noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-13125341.post-1132526250794349782005-11-20T14:37:00.000-08:002005-11-20T14:37:00.000-08:00hulabelly - I don't really want to be famous so mu...hulabelly - I don't really want to be famous so much as I want to be rich. My bar tab is getting quite high - astronomical even - and I probably need to get rich to pay it off.<BR/><BR/>"The Arnolfini Marriage" is a fine, clever piece of art that helped me get through my modern and postmodern art classes. While the feminist bitch of a teacher was showing the class slides of trashcans full of used tampons and calling it art, I was looking at "The Arnolfini Marriage" in my three-thousand page art book to remind me what real art is. One day I will punch Judy Chicago.<BR/><BR/>And what the fuck is up with "found art?" Jasper Johns is a dick. Goddamnit I hate modern and postmodern art! Excluding photorealism, of course.morbid misanthropehttps://www.blogger.com/profile/16530962369422901601noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-13125341.post-1132525148343436892005-11-20T14:19:00.000-08:002005-11-20T14:19:00.000-08:00rude - It's the damndest thing: you'd think I woul...rude - It's the damndest thing: you'd think I would have gotten some publicity when I killed Pope John Paul II, but no, natural causes offed him. Infallible my ass!<BR/><BR/>I've punched a bunch of famous people. Everyone from David Hasselhoff to the singer from Korn, but it never does me any good. I bet if I punched Madonna I'd get on the news. Without her two front teeth she'd have no gap and therefore, no magical powers.morbid misanthropehttps://www.blogger.com/profile/16530962369422901601noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-13125341.post-1132449831486700282005-11-19T17:23:00.000-08:002005-11-19T17:23:00.000-08:00j holden - I'm way more of a drunk than that dick ...j holden - I'm way more of a drunk than that dick Jackson Pollock. Why the hell am I not famous?morbid misanthropehttps://www.blogger.com/profile/16530962369422901601noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-13125341.post-1132445731160177662005-11-19T16:15:00.000-08:002005-11-19T16:15:00.000-08:00morbid - yes, Minotaurs DO kick assand yea - actua...morbid - yes, Minotaurs DO kick ass<BR/><BR/>and yea - actually quite a lot of the Picasso stuff was pretty cool<BR/><BR/>but i agree, sooo many "artists" just like put blobs of paint on a canvas and they're "brilliant"<BR/><BR/>um, yeaJ Chttps://www.blogger.com/profile/10748482618486523970noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-13125341.post-1132438876721762672005-11-19T14:21:00.000-08:002005-11-19T14:21:00.000-08:00j holden - Minotaurs kick ass. I will admit that s...j holden - Minotaurs kick ass. <BR/><BR/>I will admit that some of Picasso's stuff is interesting. Hell, I like "Guernica" simply because it was mentioned on the cartoon "The Critic." <BR/><BR/>Mainly I prefer older art, from back when artists had skill. I like Rembrandt and Jan Van Eyck (especially Van Eyck's "The Arnolfini Marriage"). I have seen some of Renoir's work in person, and while it was a little sissy for me, it was still kind of cool.<BR/><BR/>However, I loathe most postmodern art (excluding photorealism, especially Chuck Close). "Look at me. I'm a douche bag who filled a room in New York with dirt. I'm an artist." And I'm still bitter about being forced to study "cunt art" in college.morbid misanthropehttps://www.blogger.com/profile/16530962369422901601noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-13125341.post-1132435566310586062005-11-19T13:26:00.000-08:002005-11-19T13:26:00.000-08:00dude, that's awesomei recently went to a Picasso e...dude, that's awesome<BR/><BR/>i recently went to a Picasso exhibit - most of it was boring as all hell, but there were a few that were intriguing<BR/><BR/>he did a lot of like etchings, or pencil drawings or something<BR/><BR/>basically black marks on beige paper and most of them were very dark and interesting<BR/><BR/>anyway, he used a Minataur in a lot of them - pretty coolJ Chttps://www.blogger.com/profile/10748482618486523970noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-13125341.post-1132382940312943792005-11-18T22:49:00.000-08:002005-11-18T22:49:00.000-08:00badgerbob - Slayer is cool.badgerbob - Slayer is cool.morbid misanthropehttps://www.blogger.com/profile/16530962369422901601noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-13125341.post-1132382755222926522005-11-18T22:45:00.000-08:002005-11-18T22:45:00.000-08:00I play on sunday night, and will check it out.I play on sunday night, and will check it out.badgerbobhttps://www.blogger.com/profile/06813345934729593279noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-13125341.post-1132382063955513462005-11-18T22:34:00.000-08:002005-11-18T22:34:00.000-08:00badgerbob - It's interesting that you know a guy n...badgerbob - It's interesting that you know a guy named Jeff who looks like Kerry King, because the other guitar player in Slayer is Jeff Hanneman...Maybe on off days they switch names to confuse their insane, drug addled fans.<BR/><BR/>See if you can get Kerry King - or Jeff as you know him - to give me an autograph. Last time I met him, he signed the autograph to "Sordid Cantaloupe" instead of Morbid Misanthrope.morbid misanthropehttps://www.blogger.com/profile/16530962369422901601noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-13125341.post-1132380395430303312005-11-18T22:06:00.000-08:002005-11-18T22:06:00.000-08:00Holy Shit! That guy is on my hockey team. His real...Holy Shit! That guy is on my hockey team. His real name is Jeff. I knew he played in a band, but famous? Geez Louise!badgerbobhttps://www.blogger.com/profile/06813345934729593279noreply@blogger.com