tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-13125341.post116527241912642214..comments2023-11-03T01:21:40.721-07:00Comments on Morbid Misanthrope's Angry Rants: Sweet Mental Powersmorbid misanthropehttp://www.blogger.com/profile/16530962369422901601noreply@blogger.comBlogger8125tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-13125341.post-1165433713839476742006-12-06T11:35:00.000-08:002006-12-06T11:35:00.000-08:00newyorkmoments -- Interesting. There's nothing wro...newyorkmoments -- Interesting. There's nothing wrong with killing everyone else on the planet. Hell, I'd probably do the same thing. In my mind, however, I like to imagine I'd have the self-control to keep at least a few other people alive. If everyone was dead, who the hell would I kill? It's a complicated world.morbid misanthropehttps://www.blogger.com/profile/16530962369422901601noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-13125341.post-1165403338054887762006-12-06T03:08:00.000-08:002006-12-06T03:08:00.000-08:00I'd just like to have the power to make people's h...I'd just like to have the power to make people's heads implode. That would be cool. Of course, we know that I'd eventually end up as the last person on the planet because I'd eventually kill everyone off. If you give it enough time, everyone will eventually piss you off.NewYorkMomentshttps://www.blogger.com/profile/18352113877701064150noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-13125341.post-1165367447428306232006-12-05T17:10:00.000-08:002006-12-05T17:10:00.000-08:00honkeie2 -- Serial killer might be fun. I'd kill p...honkeie2 -- Serial killer might be fun. I'd kill politicians and judges instead of celebrities, though. There's no need to kill queers, the super AIDS will take care of that. <BR/><BR/>If you want the power to give people instant and uncontrollable diarrhea, just go work at a Taco Bell. Thank you, ladies and gentlemen; I'll be here all week.morbid misanthropehttps://www.blogger.com/profile/16530962369422901601noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-13125341.post-1165357464161633622006-12-05T14:24:00.000-08:002006-12-05T14:24:00.000-08:00I always wanted to be a serial killer that went af...I always wanted to be a serial killer that went after celeberties. I think that would be much better than killing hookers and gay men. At least hookers provide a service and gay men are fun to laugh at as cops beat them up in public restrooms.<BR/>If I were to pick a super power I would ask for the ability to cause ppl instant and uncontrolable diarrhea. I would get such a kick out of that!honkeiehttps://www.blogger.com/profile/03517190745892738872noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-13125341.post-1165346897663269892006-12-05T11:28:00.000-08:002006-12-05T11:28:00.000-08:00neko -- Yes, ninja star cancer would take a while ...neko -- Yes, ninja star cancer would take a while to kill people, but some people deserve to suffer. They'd have to get chemotherapy, pay doctors a metric shit ton of money, and their loved ones would have to watch them die. By the way, ninja star cancer is completely incurable. Sometimes people that piss me off deserve to suffer for a very long time. <BR/><BR/>Control of snakes is an interesting power, but I already carry around a bag of snakes and angry bees that I open and throw at people who piss me off.<BR/><BR/>polyman3 -- Interesting. I take it you've seen the movie <I>Orgazmo</I>. If not, I suggest you rent it. Hilarious. <BR/><BR/>You know, I'd rather watch Hillary and Dick fight to the death in some sort of cage. Throw in some poisonous hyenas and you have one hell of a death match on your hands. President Bush could perform the half-time show in a sombrero, officially declaring Mexico, USA, and Canada one big country. Who the fuck needs sovereignty anyway?morbid misanthropehttps://www.blogger.com/profile/16530962369422901601noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-13125341.post-1165336347407859812006-12-05T08:32:00.000-08:002006-12-05T08:32:00.000-08:00HA! I can see your working yourself up into a fine...HA! I can see your working yourself up into a fine holiday spirit. Ho. Ho. Ho. Cancer for everyone, and to everyone a good-bye.<BR/>See I am a little more perverted;<BR/>I would like to have the super duper power of ORGASM. Imagine the possibilities...Give Dick Cheny an orgasm in the middle of some hawkish speech. How bout giving Hillary Clinton 5 in a row in the middle of a debate. Think how much fun that would be to watch- no boring speech here.Polyman3https://www.blogger.com/profile/14103586974294178228noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-13125341.post-1165299340118145022006-12-04T22:15:00.000-08:002006-12-04T22:15:00.000-08:00wouldnt ninja star cancer still take a while to ki...wouldnt ninja star cancer still take a while to kill your victims?<BR/><BR/>and cancer is curable in some cases...<BR/><BR/>have you seen <I>snakes on a plane</I>? id like some psychic snake powers to strike out at some of these people at work. then watch them foam at the mouth, go blue, swell up, freak out, etc etc. <BR/><BR/>just like if theyd gotten attacked by an array of furious venemous snakes...<BR/><BR/>ahh - sweet instant gratification.AristoNeekshttps://www.blogger.com/profile/03934801607527816090noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-13125341.post-1165286114932580272006-12-04T18:35:00.000-08:002006-12-04T18:35:00.000-08:00wax lion -- Oh yeah. Boobs do tend to get their ow...wax lion -- Oh yeah. Boobs do tend to get their owners stuff they want. I, on the other hand, use violence to get what I want.morbid misanthropehttps://www.blogger.com/profile/16530962369422901601noreply@blogger.com