The San Diego government is fucked. Mayor Dick Murphy resigned all of a sudden for some reason, a number of council members were recently convicted for all sorts of criminal behavior, and depending on the next elected mayor the city might even file for bankruptcy. The worst part about all of this nonsense is the fact that Donna Frye has another shot at becoming mayor.
What do I have against councilwoman Frye you ask? Well plenty. Aside from being a possible man in a woman’s pantsuit, there’s plenty wrong with this hippy cunt. The dumb bitch almost won the previous mayoral election but because the people who voted for her are abnormally stupid, she lost. She wasn’t even an official candidate last time, but she convinced a bunch of assholes to vote for her as a write-in candidate. Fortunately she lost because they wrote her name on the ballot but oopsie, forgot to check the box next to her name. What a bunch of morons.
Now she’s officially running and she has a good shot at winning. Why? Because a lot of voters in San Diego are stupid, stay-at-home mom’s who’ll vote for Frye because she’s a woman. Much like Frye herself, these boneheads don’t know a damn thing about politics, the economy, or anything else of any importance. Yet, when I actually leave my house, I see vote for Frye signs all over the place. What the fuck people?
As far as I can tell, her biggest accomplishment is marrying the famous surfer Skip Frye. Way to go bitch, but don’t get too cocky, even RuPaul tricked some people into thinking he was a woman. So the fact that you fooled some surfer isn’t that big a deal. She’s also a tree-hugging hippy who cares more about absurd environmental bullshit than actually getting this city out of debt. She thinks that solar power and butterflys are San Diego’s magical ticket out of debt.
On the other hand, she has a dog named Diogenes. That’s really cute and everything, but having a pet named after a famous Greek philosopher, who slept in a bathtub for a while and occasionally pissed on people like a dog by the way, doesn’t qualify a person to be in a position of leadership. This power-hungry twat is just that: a power hungry twat.
She wants to be mayor not to fix this fucked up city, but just to play mayor. She’s another one of those manly looking women who wants to prove that a woman can do anything a man can, including using a urinal apparently, and she has the support of all kinds of self-important women with bigger cocks than brains. I don’t need to get into who I’m voting for and why, all I can say is please, for the love of everything that does not suck, don’t vote for Donna Frye. I’m sick of seeing her ugly mug on TV and I’m sure if she was mayor she’d be on TV a lot more.