I thought the whole tricking a vegan to eat meat was funny (which it totally is), but I just got an email with something as funny if not funnier than that.
I don’t know about everyone else, but I hate gang bangers. They paint graffiti on everything because they’re narcissistic dickholes with too much free time on their hands, they sell drugs, they start and then blow up meth labs, they rob liquor stores, break into homes, cars, and generally make a nuisance of themselves. That is, when they’re not shooting people for no good reason. See, if they’d just shoot each other that would be great. But since they’re generally too damn stupid to aim a gun even Michael J. Fox could use accurately, they usually end up killing a bunch of innocent people who were just minding their own business in the first place.
I also hate these gang member coward fucks because I’ve had my fair share of run-ins with them. A few fights here and there is one thing, but I’ve been robbed at gunpoint, and jumped a few times. It sucks. Could these dickless idiots be any more cowardly? If they don’t outnumber you ten to one, they won’t fight you; they have to go find one of their buddies with a gun.
That is why this particular email was especially funny to me. Here’s the gist of it in my own words.
Some illiterate, piece-of-shit member of the 18th St. Gang in LA thought he was going to be cool and car-jack a semi truck. Maybe he figured if he jacked a semi, the rest of his gang would think he was tough and quit making him the ass pincushion for their nightly gang bangs…if you know what I mean.
At any rate, he jumped on the driver’s side and tried to look tough as he pointed the gun at the truck driver. The truck driver, who was apparently many times smarter than the would-be semi truck thief, simply opened his door and knocked that dumbshit cholo right off the side of the truck. As expected, Mr. “I’m so hardcore because I’m in a gang” lost his balance and fell right under the wheels of the truck.
The truck driver then slammed on the breaks, much like anyone would after hitting a small animal. That big truck came to rest right on top of gang boy. Talk about justice!
Do not look at the pictures below if you are a pussy. I’m told they are graphic,
but I’ve seen much, much worse.
It’s good to know there is justice in this world. This is what happens when people get what they deserve. I got a good laugh from this, and I'd almost bet money the truck driver did as well.