Thursday, August 18, 2005
Take That Madonna
Apparently, Madonna was recently thrown from her horse while riding it around in England. She broke her collar bone, one of her hands, and cracked three ribs. At this point I would like to thank the horse for kicking Madonna’s ass since I have not yet had the opportunity to do so myself. Let’s hope next week, Madonna will have a freak-yoga-accident and bust some teeth out of her empty head.