Wednesday, February 08, 2006

Stephanie Tanner, NOOOOOOOOO!






















I just can't believe one of the Tanner girls was on the meth.
Where the hell did Danny, Jesse, and Joey go wrong?

21 comments:

no one said...

I think buying her that ugly dress was probably the start of her downward spiral.

Victor said...

Well the bitch was jealous of the twins. lol

morbid misanthrope said...

wax lion -- Or it was when her dad, Danny Tanner, forced her to attend dance classes all the time so he could live vicariously through her. Or when she accidentally crashed Joey's car through the dining room, she developed a heavy guilt complex that drove her to it. Who knows?

akuma -- Probably, but the twins showed up to her intervention along with Bob Saget and John Stamos. Shit, if I got an intervention like that, I'd quit drinking... no I wouldn't. It would still be a hell of an intervention, though.

Kenrick "the boss man" Escalanti said...

I hear you brotha!

morbid misanthrope said...

Hiya, Boss.. I swear I wasn't drinking on the job today. Because when I drank that bottle of Old Crow I was on my break... in the stairwell.

badgerbob said...

Where did I leave my 9mm?

just thinking said...

the nine is downstairs in my closet.

morbid misanthrope said...

badgerbob -- I would ask Jodie Sweetin if she took it and pawned it for drug money.

just thinking -- Well, if badgerbob's gun is in your closet, I suppose we needn't involve the "fallen" Tanner.

drunkbh said...

Did I read correctly that she was planning on getting her career back on track? Did she start on meth directly after the show was cancelled? I wasn't aware that she had a career anymore besides crack whore.

no one said...

Ew.. Dancing Danny Tanner.. That's not pretty either.

I think it started with her klepto tendencies, when she stole that blue sweater for DJ.

morbid misanthrope said...

drunkbh -- You know, she even had a small roll on "Yes Dear." In fact, the girl that played Topanga on "Boy Meets World" was in that episode with her.

She didn't start with the meth right away. According to her, she was married to a cop before she started getting whacked out on meth. Sure, he didn't know...

Regardless, I loved "Full House." What a great show.

wax lion -- Well, shit. If DJ would have just let her borrow the damn sweater, she wouldn't have gotten mustard on the motherfucker.

NewYorkMoments said...

Damn that was an ugly fucking TV family, wasn't it?

Truly frightening.

no one said...

I think in that episode, it got chewed up by a lawn mower. Oh the darker days when I actually watched that show. I was such a teeny bopper.

jungle jane said...

i don't know who the little blonde girl smoking crack is, but her dress fabric is terribly similar to my granny's sofa...after the cat caughed up a furrball on it...

morbid misanthrope said...

newyorkmoments -- Are you kidding? They were great. And how fuckin' cool was Uncle Jesse? He had a motorcycle and everything.

wax lion -- I was never a teeny bopper, however, I did watch a number of sappy sitcoms in the 1990's. What? I was bored.

jungle jane -- I would have said it looks more like the cat after my granny threw up on it.

blog Portland said...

I'd want to be high too if I had to hang around Bob Sagat all day.

Polyman2 said...

Meth? My God! Whats next? selling her ass on 42nd street. I'm shocked! Poor dear, and what a pretty dress.

morbid misanthrope said...

blog portland -- It's funny, I always thought Joey was the one getting high.

polyman2 -- I have no need of her ass, but I'd give her five bucks to say "how rude!"

honkeie2 said...

I wonder if she had to suck dick to teak out? I would be her dealer hahahahahahahaha

morbid misanthrope said...

honkeie2 -- Gosh, I sure hope not. She should still have some Full House money left over.

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