Tuesday, April 11, 2006

From My Inbox

7 comments:

just thinking said...

is it that bad ?

badgerbob said...

How do I get one of those tickets?
Also, Can I have it for free?

Polyman2 said...

Do we have to wait on line?

morbid misanthrope said...

just thinking -- Pretty much.

badgerbob -- To get a free ticket, simply avoid evacuating when you're told to. Blame a terrible storm on the federal government and/or the president, while completely ignoring the corrupt local government's lack of involvement. Act like a helpless victim, and cheer when your local leaders call for a "chocolate city" instead of taking responsibility for their lack of appropriate action. After that, just sit back and wait for the federal government to send lots of free shit, being sure not to mention or thank all of the brave, selfless people who put themselves in harm's way to help their fellow human beings. No matter how inane or irrelevant, playing the race card generally gets you on the news, thusly speeding up the "getting free shit" process.

polyman2 -- See above answer to badgerbob. Profuse whining and overly dramatic posturing is encouraged.

Willow said...

Fema is one big screwup.

morbid misanthrope said...

willow -- Something like that.

Anonymous said...

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