Wednesday, December 06, 2006

Just for the Halibut

I just saw a commercial for Britney Spears perfume. Because of the recent underoo-free pictures of Britney, I have decided not to make any obvious jokes about the perfume or what it might smell like … I’ll just suggest that retailers stock it in the seafood section.

8 comments:

NewYorkMoments said...

Holy shit...did you see those nasty fucking pictures of her redneck pooter? I almost puked.

BD said...

You could have thought of a different play on words, as a piece of halibut is quite enjoyable.

I feel almost ashamed but, I was considering some mis-mash of snout and trout...

AristoNeeks said...

no such thing as bad publicity, it seems.

honkeie said...

No not sea food! Dont put that anywhere need something i might put in my mouth!
I alwayas wondered what STD's smelled like.

morbid misanthrope said...

newyorkmoments -- No, I didn't see them, but the hosts of G4's Attack of the Show made quite a few jokes about them. Something about a c-section scar if I recall. She's so classy; always has been.

bd -- I don't care for halibut. I dislike most fish, really. I've had some decent haddock, tilapia, and red snapper, but usually I just bypass the whole food thing and drink a bottle or two of scotch. I'll probably be dead before I'm old enough to rent a car.

neko -- Very true. It would have been more profitable--and a skosh classier--for her to do a photoshoot with Playboy or something. So not only is Britney a skanky ho bag with an off-putting twazzer, she's also dumb. But I guess everyone already knew that.

honkeie2 -- Interesting question: does Britney smell like STDs or do STDs smell like Britney? The sound of one hand clapping is a white trash meth maker slapping his pregnant wife in their double-wide trailer. But enough about Britney’s parents....

Polyman3 said...

Are you kidding?
I love the new sleeze look
& that perfume of hers is blended with wild deer phenomes-
real animal magnatism.

morbid misanthrope said...

polyman3 -- Wild deer pheromones? So a hunter could use her perfume to attract deer to kill? Deer and white-trash, talentless hacks, apparently.

Cherry! said...

She's trashy and she's fantastic! hahaha!