Operator: 911,
what is your emergency?
Caller: Knock,
knock.
Operator: (confused)
Who’s there?
Caller: I just
found out that my ex-girlfriend is
marrying a guy she met at work while she and I were still together. She’s
moving out of state and taking our dog with her.
Operator: Sir, do
I need to send an ambulance?
Caller: A
coroner, please.
Operator: Sir,
please don’t do anything rash. What is your address?
Caller: HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA!
