Operator: 911,
what is your emergency?
Caller: Knock,
knock.
Operator: (confused)
Who’s there?
Caller: I just
found out that my ex-girlfriend is
marrying a guy she met at work while she and I were still together. She’s
moving out of state and taking our dog with her.
Operator: Sir, do
I need to send an ambulance?
Caller: A
coroner, please.
Operator: Sir,
please don’t do anything rash. What is your address?
Caller: HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA!
4 comments:
Plot twist - The girlfriend is a sociopath, so the Caller just saved themselves a lifetime of heartache.
And, homicide.
^_^
That may be true, but she took the dog. That shit sucks. It's been a long time, Neeks. I hope you're well.
Im well, morb.
We should talk more.
I dont remember your face. But, i wish i did.
Worst apocalypse ever - no zombies.
Mail me.
Nachos and cheese, homeslice.
I'm glad you're well in this increasingly terrible world, Nekobro. I no longer have your email address (or the email address I used to use to email you), but if you feel like catching up, you can reach me at waynecrobro@gmail.com. Laters and taters.
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