Monday, May 23, 2005

Tom Goes to the Mayor sucks

Adult Swim has adopted some really crummy shows as of late, and the holy grail of cartoon crap is Tom Goes to the Mayor. I am not being quick to judge as I have watched every fetid, twelve minute, pile of crap passed off as an episode. Tim and Eric, the creators of the show, have to be the most annoying people on the planet. They're just faggots pretending to be straight so they can feign homosexuality to make other stupid people watching the show chuckle while being aroused sexually by the smell of their own farts. And I'm being kind.

I don't know what the higher-ups at Adult Swim were inhaling, but it must have been something potent because they actually agreed to pay for a reeking pile of crap passed off as a show. I mean, who in their right mind would finance a show where the funniest joke of the whole season is an incompetent mayor adding an unusual emphasis when saying spaghetti? That's not funny, it's stupid. That's the kind of rubbish I'd expect to see on MTV, but Adult Swim? Say it isn't so.

The only thing as bad as Tom Goes to the Mayor (TGTTM on the Adult Swim message boards) the show, are TGTTM fans. These morons can't appreciate decent comedy shows on Adult Swim, but think "Rats off to ya" is fucking hilarious. That in itself is mildly irritating, but what's even worse is their inflated opinion of their own intelligence. If you dare to criticize TGTTM on the message boards, you will be greeted by a bunch of assholes with stupid names and gay TGTTM avatars writing, "You're not smart enough to understand the humor of the show." I've watched the show, I get it, and it sucks. I don't know exactly how smart you have to be to understand the show, but I'm thinking it's about where the intelligence of a rubber hose tops off and a sponge begins; anything higher than that and you're smart enough to recognize a pile of crap when you see one.

They also believe they're morally and logically superior. They're the kind of ass clowns that say stuff like, "The show is gay huh? That's not homophobic or anything" and "TGTTM sucks balls? Wow, real mature." You know what? Cram it in your dick hole and blow it out your ass. If people like that don't deserve getting their asses kicked no one does. Despite being so much better than everyone else, they can't seem to figure out the purpose of message boards. When there's a TGTTM thread, and you write that you hate the show, they tell you you're not supposed to post there. Really? Good logic fuck head.

At one point I posted that I would watch the upcoming second season to give the show another chance. Some genius replied, "Second season? It's still the first season stupid." Look, I know some people have difficulty reading and that's fine, but just because some illiterate asshole doesn't understand Basic English does not mean that I should have to explain it to him.
The crappyness of the show is compounded by its infuriatingly stupid fans. There's nothing even remotely funny to salvage from this train wreck of a show and it should be cancelled. Tim and Eric should be stoned to death. It sounds pretty severe considering it's just a TV show. That may be, but it's a really, really, really bad show.

13 comments:

Amy Q said...

I can stomach the show, if nothing else is better on. or if i'm doing homework and i need background noise.

but i hate having to see those faggots wearing their makeup, and see their ugly faces and have to deal with the way they talk!

your post said they are faggots trying to act straight, .... um i do not think they act straight i think they are flaming all the time.

morbid misanthrope said...

amy q - What I said was "They're just faggots pretending to be straight so they can feign homosexuality..."

They say they're straight and are only acting gay because it's funny. But, I suspect in reality, they are gayer than Richard Simmons dressed as Lberace doing a duet with Elton John.

Hence, really gay, but pretending to be straight guys only acting gay. It helps to read entire sentences.

neko said...

***more maniacal giggling***

almost makes me want to obtain a pirate copy of the show..

morbid misanthrope said...

neko -- I wouldn't watch the show if I were you. It's kind of like that movie Ringu. If you watch it, two out-of-shape morons that think they're funny come out of your TV seven days later and bore you to death with their crappy shows. I survived because I passed the curse onto some fans of the show on Adult Swim's message boards.

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