Wednesday, November 23, 2005

Happy Thanksgiving
























































11 comments:

Willow said...

Is it me, or does the last picture of the turkey passed out look just like Wine-Oh the Magnificent. Is it okay to drool?

Victor said...

Dammit, you should have included a shot of a turkey with its head blown off

badgerbob said...

It's a shame, that the turkeys can't shoot back.

drunkbh said...

I hate turkey. Bring on the ham.

just thinking said...

where can I get the remote control evil ?

NewYorkMoments said...

So, that guy is behind that turkey. Was he stuffing it with his sausage?

Hulabelly said...

Thanksgiving is horrid, but I like this post

Hulabelly said...

I'm sorry I yelled at you when you went to my blog.

morbid misanthrope said...

willow - The turkey and Wine-Oh the Magnificent are both gamy, so they have that in common. Also, a dead turkey looks somewhat like - although night quite as haggard as - Wine-Oh the Magnificent. It's perfectly fine to drool as long as you aren't wearing an electric shirt.

Rude - I looked for a turkey with its head blown off, but couldn't find one. And while a featherless, frozen turkey is indeed dead, it just isn't very impressive looking.

badgerbob - Turkeys would be able to shoot back, but a few years ago a large number of misguided turkeys voted for new, much stricter gun control laws. Now they'd be lucky if they could even legally obtain a .22 rifle. Sad, really.

drunkbh - Regular turkey and ham are ok, but I prefer wild turkey...in a glass; or the bottle. Whatever, I'm not that picky.

just thinking - I assume the evil remote is still in the field where Joseph Stalin-Turkey was shot by the beer-swilling hunters. If you happen to find it, please notify Mrs. Stalin-Turkey as the remote also controls their garage door.

newyorkmoments - Well, since the turkey hadn't been plucked, gutted, etc., I'm going to say it was much too early in the turkey-killing-to-cooking process for anyone to be stuffing the bird. While stuffing a turkey with sausage is an interesting concept, I think the bird ended up with the usual Stovetop Stuffing.

hulabelly - I don't mind that you yelled at me on your blog. That's the usual reaction I get. In fact, people tend to yell at me so often, I've actually forgotten what regular talking sounds like.

Hulabelly said...

Well thanks. I don't really like to yell at people.. not online anyway.. It's more satisfying in person to yell at someone.

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