Tuesday, November 22, 2005

My Superhero Rating

I’ve noticed that a lot of my fellow bloggers have been doing this online superhero test. While I’m not interested in wearing any cherry-smuggling tights and running around the city looking like a complete tool, I was a bit curious to see which superhero the test would say I am most like.

Considering most of the quiz results for other bloggers likened them to Superman and other beloved characters, I was a bit surprised to see my quiz results. Honestly, I’ve never heard of this superhero. Oh well, anything is better than being Namor: the Submariner – that guy sucks.

You are Wine-Oh the Magnificent.


















You are an inebriated, fowl-smelling, Viking warrior. You are prone to lewd behavior, sudden mood changes, and pawning your belongings to buy bottles of George Dickel whiskey.

You don’t care about helping people and even if you did, most of the time you’re not coherent enough to do much of anything.

Wine-Oh the Magnificent: 100%

Surly: 80%

Unreasonable: 80%

Violent/Abusive: 75%

Nauseous: 70%

Viking: 60%

Sloppy: 50%

Belligerent: 50%

Unconscious: 30%

Bearded: 20%

Smelly: 20%

Disheveled: 20%

Oafish: 20%

7 comments:

badgerbob said...

You are my new role model. I hope I can live up to those standards.

morbid misanthrope said...

badgerbob - The problem with living up to these standards is once you do, you generally don't live very long.

drunkbh said...

At least you get to carry a club. From the sound of it you'll need it around San Fran.

morbid misanthrope said...

drunkbh - Clubs are very handy. Thankfully, I don't have to go to San Francisco very often. When I do, it's more than a little difficult to get my clubs through airport security. Usually, I just have to find a sharp stick or a brick when I get to the hotel.

Willow said...

I think I'm in LOVE!

morbid misanthrope said...

willow - Well, obviously. Wine-Oh the Magnificent drinks a lot, smells, is prone to violent outbursts, and passes out in public places. He's the total package. A woman would have to be crazy not to fall in love with him.

Oh, nevermind. What I meant to say was a woman would have to be crazy not to spray him with mace and run away screaming. No wonder the quiz equated me with him; I have the same effect on the ladies.

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