Sunday, December 25, 2005

Merry Christmas!

18 comments:

Hulabelly said...

Seriously, where do you find this stuff?

honkeie2 said...

LOL. Kuazaa stole christmass and hanaka killed jesus.

morbid misanthrope said...

hulabelly - Generally, I find all the pictures on the ol' interweb. The speech bubbles and stupid "jokes" are all me. It's not much to be proud of, but it distracts from my blatant alcoholism and relentless death wish.

honkeie2 - I think several different holiday traditions can be celebrated at once. For example, this year I had a little Christmas tree, a menorah, and a Satanic altar upon which goat offerings could be made to the dark lord. Happy Holidays!

just thinking said...

i think i'm hooked on your artistic talent.

just thinking said...

::snicker::

morbid misanthrope said...

just thinking - I'm hooked on phonics.

honkeie2 said...

I am hooked(addictied)on soo many things I lost count at alcohol and the internet....
All holidays were invented by Hallmark are the ppl that grow pointless pants(poinsetta)

drunkbh said...

In Florida you can't say Merry Christmas to anyone were I work. It might offend them.

drunkbh said...

Ohhh.... My point was... Fuck them.

morbid misanthrope said...

honkeie2 - I always lose count with alcohol. Except that time I did 27 shots of rot gut in three hours. I wrote that down.

As someone in the advertising business, I know well about Hallmark making up holidays to sell cards. A little secret: The only holiday Hallmark didn't invent is Swollen Testicle Day; that's why you never see any Swollen Testicle Day cards.

drunkbh - If hearing Merry Christmas offends someone, they're obviously too sensitive. I suggest helping them toughen up by beating them senseless with a stocking full of quarters.

honkeie2 said...

I would love to work in advetising, I would put the truth back into it.
-Ex-lax: makes the going great!
-PreperationH: Feels good on the whole.
-Ky: Slippery when wet, sticky when stuck.
-Tampoons: We are what you need when you bleed.
-Velveta cheese: 101 and one uses and ingredients (and counting)
And I am all for beating ppl with a sock full of silver dollars that get up said when told to have a merry christmass-thats a total 'Fuck you sir and have a nice day' kinda person.

Hulabelly said...

hmm I see... your alcoholism isnt' that blatant to me.. Perhaps I'm drinking too much myself to notice.

I like the bubbles.

Victor said...

Lmao, it would be cooler if someone was shooting santa.. better yet a jew shooting santa... lol

Willow said...

Merry Christmas Morb. I hope you're able to maintain a steady blood alcohol level at all times.

morbid misanthrope said...

honkeie2 - Advertising is a business I wouldn't wish on my worst enemy. Well, what I'd wish on them is much, much worse - though it doesn't exist in reality. It takes my sick imagination...

Good slogans, though. You would have done well at the college I attended. Shit, if you knew your ABC's you'd have done well.

hullabelly - "I like the Bubbles."

That reminds me of something Delirium might say - were she real, of course.

I encourage alcohol abuse; much like I enjoy getting people who quit smoking to rejoin the fold. They come back. They always come back.

rude - Didn't the Jews already "kill Jesus"? Is that not enough? Actually, I recently found I might be a tad bit of the ol' Hebrew. Guess that explains all them years a goin' to synagogue. Or not...

willow - Maintaining is easy. Not overdoing it is the challenge. However, the true challenge is, more likely, not overdoing it on purpose.

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