Friday, January 13, 2006

Happy Friday the 13th

Today is the luckiest day of the year.


Willow said...

Not only was it Friday, on the 13th, but there was a FULL MOON. Which meant for some people, it was time to disrobe and dance naked under a ladder in front of an audience of black cats. Yeehaw. Then and only then will it be for them a HAPPY Friday the 13th, and a lucky one for them, too, if the cops don't show up.

morbid misanthrope said...

willow - Yeah, that full moon shit makes people wig out. For example, last night, I was minding my own business when this guy wearing a wolf mask and nothing else comes running down the street. I guess the motherfucker thought he was a werewolf or something. That was all well and good until he pissed on my car and barked at me. I threw a Coors light at him - silver bullet and all that. I don't think it killed him, but he was probably a little concussed to say the least.