The light from the sun takes about 8.4 minutes to reach earth. That means the light is going over 186,282 miles per second and travels 93 million miles in under ten minutes. Pretty impressive right?
Then can someone tell me why the fuck two, fully clothed broads would sunbathe on their roof? Like those UV rays are going to hit them significantly sooner because they’re ten feet off the ground. That’s like saying an atom bomb is going to blow you up better than a person a foot away because you shoved the bomb up your ass.
I hope you morons get pubic skin cancer.
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Forget about the sunbathing stupidity, I'm now stuck on the idea that there could be actual idiots shoving bombs up their asses?
Thanks for putting that picture in my mind, Morb.
Maybe you can draw a cartoon of a muslim with a bomb up his ass, and submit it to a newspaper.
i find planting bombs up my arse to be really quite stimulating. you should try it sometime.
I always wondered the same thing. But they are nice to look at!
willow -- Always happy to put horrible pictures in people's minds.
badgerbob -- Good idea. It's been a while since I've been threatened with a beheading.
victor -- Next time they pull that shit, I'm spraying them with the hose.
jungle jane -- No thanks. I'm not going to be doing that any time soon.
wax lion -- That's not surprising.
mike -- Unfortunately, you also have to listen to them. Air-headed girl talk is not something I want to listen to when I'm hungover; I never want to listen to it, actually.
pubic skin cancer ?
Fully clothed? They're doing it wrong anyway.
But the chicks on the roof get that false sense of security and are more likely to suntan topless. I have seen a few college coeds that thought they were out of sight because they were on a roof. God, I love stoopid chicks lol.
just thinking -- I don't know; it sounded painful to me.
fuckkit -- Being fully clothed just adds another layer of stupidity to the whole situation.
honkeie2 -- Hidden in plain sight, eh? Not when you're a squawking peon fumbling around on a roof. Dumb broads.
yea, you lost me at "fully clothed...sunbathing"
if they were say, nude sunbathing, then i would have to be angry at you for complaining
but since they were clothed....yea, i tend to agree with ya
j holden -- Lack of common sense will never cease to amaze me. And while nude sunbathing makes more sense, I am opposed to nudity. As one of my old acquaintances used to say, "Old morb, he hates naked anything." I have to say, though, most of my aggression stems from how hungover I was at the time.
Oh, the nakedity of it all.
wax lion -- Funny you should mention that. I am opposed to nudity as well as me making out with anyone. However, I have nothing against drinking all of the alcohol in your house. Keep in mind I will also drink all of the cough syrup, cooking alcohols, and mouthwash you might have sitting around as well.
polyman2 -- I know. I think I'll go put on a third pair of pants.
Well... ya know... on a rooftop there's no shade to block the sun. I get it.
Although, I never much gave a shit for girls that looked like a pumpkin from all the sun. Bitches.
crallspace -- I never much cared for boneheaded broads yapping so loudly I can hear them from three houses away. That might just be me, though.
wax lion -- As far as not comsuming cleaning products: that's a promise I just can't make. Cheers.
victor -- Thanks. Been nice knowing you. Take care.
i see your still going strong with the pubic burn ...
just thinking -- I never know when to quit.
damn... still milking it... *shakes head*
wax lion -- I'll post something new as soon as I can. Possibly over the weekend. Right now, however, work has me rather tied up...and contemplating ritualistic suicide.
When will they untie you Morb??
polyman2 -- That was just an expression, polyman. I'm not literally tied up...Just chained to my desk.
arghhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh!
wax lion -- No, actually, I don't like being tied up. I need to roam free in the liquor stores of this city to truly be happy.
That's work for you. Soon, I should be able to post something new. That is, if I manage to stay sober enough to sit up when I finally get a break. We'll see.
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