Saturday, February 25, 2006

Skin Cancer

The light from the sun takes about 8.4 minutes to reach earth. That means the light is going over 186,282 miles per second and travels 93 million miles in under ten minutes. Pretty impressive right?

Then can someone tell me why the fuck two, fully clothed broads would sunbathe on their roof? Like those UV rays are going to hit them significantly sooner because they’re ten feet off the ground. That’s like saying an atom bomb is going to blow you up better than a person a foot away because you shoved the bomb up your ass.

I hope you morons get pubic skin cancer.

33 comments:

Willow said...

Forget about the sunbathing stupidity, I'm now stuck on the idea that there could be actual idiots shoving bombs up their asses?

Thanks for putting that picture in my mind, Morb.

badgerbob said...

Maybe you can draw a cartoon of a muslim with a bomb up his ass, and submit it to a newspaper.

Victor said...

LMFAO morbid you just tackled one of my fav subjects. In their defense... they might want to show the people in the russian space station some tits from earth lol.

jungle jane said...

i find planting bombs up my arse to be really quite stimulating. you should try it sometime.

no one said...

I don't like to put things up my butt

Mike said...

I always wondered the same thing. But they are nice to look at!

morbid misanthrope said...

willow -- Always happy to put horrible pictures in people's minds.

badgerbob -- Good idea. It's been a while since I've been threatened with a beheading.

victor -- Next time they pull that shit, I'm spraying them with the hose.

jungle jane -- No thanks. I'm not going to be doing that any time soon.

wax lion -- That's not surprising.

mike -- Unfortunately, you also have to listen to them. Air-headed girl talk is not something I want to listen to when I'm hungover; I never want to listen to it, actually.

just thinking said...

pubic skin cancer ?

Fuckkit said...

Fully clothed? They're doing it wrong anyway.

honkeie2 said...

But the chicks on the roof get that false sense of security and are more likely to suntan topless. I have seen a few college coeds that thought they were out of sight because they were on a roof. God, I love stoopid chicks lol.

morbid misanthrope said...

just thinking -- I don't know; it sounded painful to me.

fuckkit -- Being fully clothed just adds another layer of stupidity to the whole situation.

honkeie2 -- Hidden in plain sight, eh? Not when you're a squawking peon fumbling around on a roof. Dumb broads.

J Holden said...

yea, you lost me at "fully clothed...sunbathing"

if they were say, nude sunbathing, then i would have to be angry at you for complaining

but since they were clothed....yea, i tend to agree with ya

morbid misanthrope said...

j holden -- Lack of common sense will never cease to amaze me. And while nude sunbathing makes more sense, I am opposed to nudity. As one of my old acquaintances used to say, "Old morb, he hates naked anything." I have to say, though, most of my aggression stems from how hungover I was at the time.

no one said...

I'm actually a huge fan of nudity. I guess we'll never get to make out over some good ol' rum Morbid, as you would be opposed to my nudity.

Polyman2 said...

Oh, the nakedity of it all.

morbid misanthrope said...

wax lion -- Funny you should mention that. I am opposed to nudity as well as me making out with anyone. However, I have nothing against drinking all of the alcohol in your house. Keep in mind I will also drink all of the cough syrup, cooking alcohols, and mouthwash you might have sitting around as well.

polyman2 -- I know. I think I'll go put on a third pair of pants.

crallspace said...

Well... ya know... on a rooftop there's no shade to block the sun. I get it.

Although, I never much gave a shit for girls that looked like a pumpkin from all the sun. Bitches.

no one said...

Fate didn't mean for us to be then.. bwahahahaha!!! just kidding..


I enjoyed your quote.. and uhh.. you are always welcome to help me consume alcohal.. Just stay away from the cleaning stuff okay?

morbid misanthrope said...

crallspace -- I never much cared for boneheaded broads yapping so loudly I can hear them from three houses away. That might just be me, though.

wax lion -- As far as not comsuming cleaning products: that's a promise I just can't make. Cheers.

Victor said...

Morbid heres my formal apology for beign an ass, your a cool dude. anywayz bye blogger shall be no more.

morbid misanthrope said...

victor -- Thanks. Been nice knowing you. Take care.

just thinking said...

i see your still going strong with the pubic burn ...

morbid misanthrope said...

just thinking -- I never know when to quit.

just thinking said...

damn... still milking it... *shakes head*

no one said...

Moooooooorrrrrrbiiiiiiddddd- post something new!!! Entertain me!! Dance like a bear! I'm tired of burnt pubic cancer!

morbid misanthrope said...

wax lion -- I'll post something new as soon as I can. Possibly over the weekend. Right now, however, work has me rather tied up...and contemplating ritualistic suicide.

Polyman2 said...

When will they untie you Morb??

morbid misanthrope said...

polyman2 -- That was just an expression, polyman. I'm not literally tied up...Just chained to my desk.

just thinking said...

arghhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh!

no one said...

i'll tie you up Morbid, if that's what you dig, but really, I'd rather not.

So forget I offered.

i'm sorry work has been so hectic, hopefully it calms down for you

morbid misanthrope said...

wax lion -- No, actually, I don't like being tied up. I need to roam free in the liquor stores of this city to truly be happy.

That's work for you. Soon, I should be able to post something new. That is, if I manage to stay sober enough to sit up when I finally get a break. We'll see.

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