Saturday, April 22, 2006

Stupid is Funny






















I'm sorry, but this shit is just funny. Also, I'm well aware that "masterbate" is misspelled, but I didn't make the damn thing, so I'm not going to fucking change it. Enjoy; at least until I have the time to post something original...

16 comments:

honkeie said...

but why mexican babies???

Anonymous said...

what did mike savage say about this ?

Polyman2 said...

Why limit it to Mexican babies only?
when there are so many other
interesting species around-
(hey, only kidding)
I love babies-
their great right out of
the oven,
Chuck told me that.

morbid misanthrope said...

willow -- There's nothing wrong with getting drunk in sleazy bars. In fact, when I actually leave my house, that's usually what I do.

honkeie2 -- Hell if I know. I'm sure Mr. Norris doesn't discriminate, though, and will kick babies of any race.

just thinking -- Yeah, like he would ever talk to me.

polyman2 -- Hey now, I didn't limit it to Mexican babies, whoever made it limited it to Mexican babies. It's just absurd, which is why it's so funny.

Chuck also told me that baby "sashimi" is pretty good. I've never tried it myself because I prefer baby parmesan.

badgerbob said...

I could take him.
To quote Paulie from the 'Rocky' movies, "He ain't nuttin".

Anonymous said...

I bet he would. Call him up. Have a drink or three..

Cherry! said...

HAHAHAHA! That is hilarious! I agree with Poly. Why just limit it to the Mexicans?

J C said...

i can't believe chuck norris posed like that for a picture

what was he thinkin

morbid misanthrope said...

badgerbob -- I think I could take him, too. As Paulie Shore said in In the Army Now, "I'm a cuh-razy boy." Sorry, I never saw Rocky...

just thinking -- He'd talk to me for a minute, then, the second I use a colorful adjective, he'd be yelling and calling me a filthy liberal. Well, that's my guess anyway.

cherry! -- I didn't limit it to just Mexican babies; as I told polyman2, I'm sure Chuck Norris doesn't discriminate. I certainly don't, because hitting babies -- regardless of their race -- is always funny.

morbid misanthrope said...

j holden -- I don't know. He was probably thinking, "Damn, I'm in way better shape than Steven Segal!" That would be my guess.

jungle jane said...

Chuck Norris looks like he's about to do a giant theatrical fart...

morbid misanthrope said...

jungle jane -- Maybe he is. Then again, I think that's Steven Segal's specialty.

Anonymous said...

POST SOMETHING NEW.

morbid misanthrope said...

just thinking -- I WILL WHEN I'M NOT WORKING 16 HOURS A DAY.

morbid misanthrope said...

Good ol' Chuck. He's pretty old, but at least he hasn't let himself go like Steven Seagal did. Man, all that guy does is eat sandwiches.

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