Sunday, October 29, 2006

A Guest Post

In order to reach less literate readers, the good folks at A Moment Shared asked me to do a guest post. At least I think they asked me to do a guest post. I once thought Jesus told me to go to Bartender College, but that was just a bearded guy at a Cannibal Corpse show. Anyway, the afore-mentioned guest post can be found here.

18 comments:

neko said...

genetics?

who cares? what difference does it make? who is gonna be alive to keep score on who was right or wrong 1,000 years from now?

heh heh, midgets...

morbid misanthrope said...

neko -- I've already paid an old gypsy family to be around 1,000 years from now to see how humanity turns out. They will raise their children, each first-born male, to train in case he is the "chosen one." After ten centuries, they will report their findings to my corpse.... That is, if they're not too midgetous to reach wherever the hell my ashes are kept.

NewYorkMoments said...

Why do men love dwarf-porn so much?

morbid misanthrope said...

newyorkmoments -- I don't know any guys who like dwarf porn ... probably because I have no friends. The closest thing to dwarf porn I like is Little People, Big World. I'm waiting for the midget kid to kill his normal brothers and sister. It's bound to happen. Besides, as we all know, dwarf porn is the gateway porn to pedophilia.

Alexiev said...

Me da mucho asco tu foto... no tenes una mejor???

honkeie2 said...

Bridget the Midget is hot!

morbid misanthrope said...

alexiev -- What the hell, dude? I don't speak Russian.

honkeie2 -- Note to self: Add "Bridget the Midget" to mental list of things never to google.

badgerbob said...

I am a little rusty with my rusky, but, I am quite fluent in fowl language. I believe that he said you have too much tutu.

neko said...

midgets' lives are short-lived.

*hahaHAAHahaHAhAHhaH*

maybe you should google bridget the midget [whatever the hell that may be], so the gal can make sum $$$ and buy herself some stiletto's!

she's gonna die soon, anyway.

honkeie2 said...

Bridget is a total spinner!

Polyman3 said...

Do you forsee
dwarf tossing as a future
olympic sport?

morbid misanthrope said...

badgerbob -- Actually, after consulting a bottle of Russian vodka, I've discovered what alexiev said was "You are bad for pregnant women and heavy machinery." I don't know what that means, but I like Polish vodka better.

neko -- They may not live as long, but some of those little guys live more in their lives than a full-sized person ever could....

I think I'll pass on googling Bridget, but I hope she is still able to buy some shoes, or, perhaps, some stilts.

honkeie2 -- I don't know what that means, and for some reason it frightens me terribly.

polyman3 -- Maybe not an Olympic sport, but I think ESPN will cover it. It'll be EXTREME!

just thinking said...

Morbid, why do you fascinate me ?

morbid misanthrope said...

just thinking -- No idea. Are you a psychologist? Because I usually get asked that same question by psychologists and cryptozoologists.

BD said...

A question easy answered...

morbid misanthrope said...

bd -- It was easy. My answer was 3. What did you get?

lou said...

Your guest post was a welcome break.

morbid misanthrope said...

lou -- A welcome break from what? Intelligent posts?