Wednesday, December 20, 2006

Way to Go, Bonaduce. Kick Ass.

Perhaps the funniest thing about these anti-American government wingnuts is that they’re so paranoid, full of shit, and unhinged they even mistrust people from their own ranks. For example, if you search google video for “Danny Bonaduce,” another version of this video comes up, created by some other crazed conspiracy rimjob, claiming:

John Conner is obnoxiously rude, and hinders the propagation of truth; I believe intentionally. He’s promoting mind controlling Christianity, promoting one of the worst 911 documentaries, and perpetuating the stereotypical image of a whack-job conspiracy theorist.

Riiiggghhhtt…. And you’re not adding to the problem by espousing even more far-fetched beliefs. (By the way, this guy’s website—www.opposingdigits.com—has interesting topics such as “The Holohoax,” “Master List of Jewish Influence,” and “David Duke on the Holocaust Conference CNN.” Need I really explain why these people are screwballs?)

How do you fucktards get your ideas? I swear there’s a conspiracy nut somewhere in the country right now with his head in the microwave, his dick in a jar of chunky peanut better, and his greasy thumb jammed up his ass dreaming up the latest clusterfuck of an anti-Bush, anti-America, anti-Jew conspiracy theory. I hope these lunatics bleed to death trying to cut off their own fingerprints or have some sort of electrical accident involving a tinfoil condom and a light socket.

6 comments:

badgerbob said...

What does this have to do with the price of rice in china???

NewYorkMoments said...

Danny Bonadouchebag is married to some dumb bint from my hometown.

Polyman3 said...

Thought Bonaduce was going to slug him.
I hate these celeberty hounds.
Unfortunatly no one has the right answers to the delimas this world faces, not even Danny Partridge.

PS anonymous asshole runs a kiddie porn site.

cathouse teri said...

I think you're tons of fun. I just stopped by to say that.

morbid misanthrope said...

badgerbob -- This rice issue is simply a distraction put in place by the government to take the focus off of all the tea in China. Likewise, the tea issue is a ploy by the Freemasons to take the focus off of China's growing need for oil that we also need, not to mention their expanding economy which may lead to the weakening of the dollar ... of course, that's all debatable.

newyorkmoments -- I don't know much about Bonaduce, I just appreciate the way he put that self-sucking penis in his place; took the piss out of his windpipe, if you will. Especially the part about carrying a microphone around to feel important. Spot on.

polyman3 -- Certainly no one is looking to Danny Bonaduce to save the world or even offer theoretical solutions to theoretical problems that may or may not--theoretically, of course--exist. But, in a country where about 1/3 of the population believes, despite several metric shit tons of evidence to the contrary, that the US government was responsible for 9/11, I must say, Bonaduce makes a lot more sense that about 1/3 of the population.

cathouse teri -- I believe that's the first time I've ever been accused of being fun. In fact, I'm usually sent to nursing homes to bore elderly insomniacs to sleep. Thanks for stopping by.

honkeie2 said...

I must say if I was a celeberty eating and some asshole came up to me and starting asking me questions that has nothing to do with me I would have slugged him. The only thing celeberties are good at taking about is themselves.