Thursday, October 27, 2005

The World's Sappiest Pillow











If you love your cousin enough to buy him this pillow,
your kids are probably deformed.

11 comments:

drunkbh said...

LMFAO!!!!

"We will always be from the same family tree."... too bad that tree doesn't branch.

J C said...

yea that's a little too much for me

morbid misanthrope said...

drunkbh - No shit. If that pillow isn't an invitation to inbreed, I don't know what is.

j holden - The pillow is a little too much for you because you're not a weirdo. Congratulations.

willow - I know, what's with throw pillows anyway. When I was a kid, I didn't even have a regular pillow. All I had was a brick, and that was the brick my father used to beat me. And how much would it suck to be suffocated with that cousin pillow? Getting killed is bad enough, but killed by such a sappy pillow; humiliating.

Jennifer said...

Ridgerunners forever! 'til death us parts.

morbid misanthrope said...

unsane - Ridgerunners? The orienteering team?

willow - I was completely unaware there was a drooling epidemic; which, I suppose, makes sense since it's a hidden epidemic.

I am more than willing to discuss the issue, but before I do, I need some more information. Is there a pamphlet somewhere that I could read; or a website perhaps? Is there a support group for droolers? Probably not, that would be a very damp group.

I can't remember if the brick thing hurt because oftentimes I was hit in the head.

badgerbob said...
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badgerbob said...

Hey nice pillow. Where can get one?

morbid misanthrope said...

badgerbob - I believe you can purchase the pillow from www.mycousinsbuttsdrivemenuts.com.

Mike Ballard said...

Hey...is that drunkblondeho your cousin?

If so, I can see a good argument to be made for the production of a litter of ridgerunners. Especially, if she owns a lick-ah-stoh.

morbid misanthrope said...

mike b) - No, she's not my cousin. All of my cousins perished on the way to America from Poland. You see, they had screen doors on their submarine. Hell, don't even ask about my Aunts and Uncles and their airplane.

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