Tuesday, November 15, 2005

Crazy Will Rahmer

Blabbermouth.net recently reported that Will Rahmer from the death metal band Mortician went nuts in a taxi cab in Poland, threatened the driver with a knife, stole the cab and drove to the Polish/German border in Swiecko where he was apprehended by authorities. Now he’s facing three to fifteen years in prison.

They don’t fuck around in Poland. The band Gorgoroth already got in some trouble over there for shooting a video with some topless broads crucified upside down, drenched in blood, and surrounded by severed animal heads.

Mortician kicks ass. I hope Rahmer doesn’t end up doing time. So far, I haven’t read anything about what caused Rahmer to wig out. Hopefully, he has a damn good reason and a damn good legal team. Good luck, Will!

12 comments:

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Anonymous said...

Impeach Bush! Yes, impeach Bush!!

morbid misanthrope said...

anonymous - I'll impeach your mother, douche bag.

Willow said...

Did you fall and hit your head Morbid? Maybe you started new medication? Is the high alcohol intake affecting your senses? Or...did you by any chance start using a new graphics program - Cause I love it!

Obviously, you've stepped over to the dark side of the blogging world, and henceforth will be known as the UBER Blogger.

morbid misanthrope said...

willow - Well, the combination of medication and alcohol usually makes me fall and hit my head but nothing good happens as a result. Although, once I hit my head so hard I spoke nothing but Pig Latin for a month.

I suppose because of my new job, at the end of the day I'm a bit burnt out on the whole writing thing. So I figured why not photochop some silly stuff together? My old college graphic design teachers would be so ashamed. Plus, that Unemployed Ninja guy can wipe that shit-eating grin off his face because he's not the only guy who can make little comic strips anymore.

Uber Blogger, eh? That's a much more flattering title than "Penultimate Drunken Prick." Thanks.

badgerbob said...

some topless broads crucified upside down, drenched in blood, and surrounded by severed animal heads.
Damn, thats my kind of soiree.

morbid misanthrope said...

badgerbob - The only way it could have been any better is if the blood had a high alcohol content.

drunkbh said...

LMFAO!@!^$#&%#

Victor said...

lol dont impeach bush, its fun to hear what he has to say. I bet his next project will be to make a command center in the moon.

LOL morbid the post was too fucking funny

morbid misanthrope said...

rude - The command center is going to be on Mars. Duh!

If they put Will Rahmer in jail, he's going to kick everyone's ass. Mortician rules.

Zen Angel said...

I love it! Thanks for the laugh.

morbid misanthrope said...

zen angel - No problem. Well, poor ol' Will Rahmer has a problem, but hopefully he can get Johnny cochrane to be his lawyer. Oh yeah; nevermind...What? Too soon?