rude - I've never been a fan of Superman either. Although, there was a period of time where I wore a red cape everywhere I went. I decided to quit wearing it when my father tried to hang me with it. Last week was a bad week.
willow - Bizarro world is an interesting place. In Bizarro world I'm rich, women can't resist me, and a tribe of Asian Hobbits worship me and call me god.
I think I may have seen your family once. Is your dad's superpower wearing black socks with brown shoes and smoking a corn-cob pipe?
willow - Your father's powers must make family gatherings around the holidays quite interesting - it would make picking a seat at the table a lot like playing Russian Roulette. However, getting shot in the head is probably much quicker and a lot less painful.
willow - One person's dinner guests are another tree's fertilizer. I suppose that's what Thanksgiving is all about: "assorted riff-raff" slumped over a table gorging themselves with gravy-soaked vittles whilst staining the table cloth with various spilled and leaked bodily fluids. That's probably why family portraits are sent with Christmas cards instead of Thanksgiving cards.
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lol... :D
That outfit is just scary. He should be called the Blue Flame.
just thinking - There's nothing funny about gay superheroes. Well, there is, really, but GLAAD gets all pissed off if they catch you snickering.
drunkbh - Yeah, or the Blue Flamer. Flying to a pride parade near you.
rude - I've never been a fan of Superman either. Although, there was a period of time where I wore a red cape everywhere I went. I decided to quit wearing it when my father tried to hang me with it. Last week was a bad week.
willow - Bizarro world is an interesting place. In Bizarro world I'm rich, women can't resist me, and a tribe of Asian Hobbits worship me and call me god.
I think I may have seen your family once. Is your dad's superpower wearing black socks with brown shoes and smoking a corn-cob pipe?
willow - Your father's powers must make family gatherings around the holidays quite interesting - it would make picking a seat at the table a lot like playing Russian Roulette. However, getting shot in the head is probably much quicker and a lot less painful.
willow - One person's dinner guests are another tree's fertilizer. I suppose that's what Thanksgiving is all about: "assorted riff-raff" slumped over a table gorging themselves with gravy-soaked vittles whilst staining the table cloth with various spilled and leaked bodily fluids. That's probably why family portraits are sent with Christmas cards instead of Thanksgiving cards.
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