Friday, January 20, 2006

Brokeback Mountain

24 comments:

jungle jane said...

self tattooing? risky....

morbid misanthrope said...

Self tattooing? Shit, and here I thought it was just some dude shooting up. Quitting the horse, that's the challenge.

Polyman2 said...

Bite the belt
that feeds the arm!

morbid misanthrope said...

polyman2 - Junkies are great. Who else can you go to to get a weed wacker for two bucks?

drunkbh said...

LMFAO!!!! I have yet to meet a man that says he wants to see that movie.

Polyman2 said...

So that's where
my fucking wacker went!

Anonymous said...

lol... as winsome as ever..

J C said...

"gun's goin off..."

one of my friends claims that that's a line in the movie, although he hasn't seen it, either

hah....eeww

Blogger said...

i'm sorry...i'm confused?

morbid misanthrope said...

drunkbh - I haven't seen it either. The commercials were enough for me. Besides, the movie was obviously made because they knew the subject matter would win them accolades and Hollywood awards... It works every time.

polyman2 - Don't worry, I'm sure they'll sell it back to you cheap. Especially if they're desperate for a fix.

just thinking - You know what they say: You winsome, you lose some.

j holden - Yes, it is an actual line from the movie. It's in the commercials for the movie, anyway. I mean, it's one of the dumbest, most awful lines I've ever heard. And as I mentioned before, the movie was made simply to win awards based on the "taboo" subject matter. Hollywood loves that crap.

slutbag - I'll just say this: Don't see "Brokeback Mountain" - or "Bareback Mounting" as Michael Savage calls it - when you could still see "The Hostile." That movie kicked ass.

Polyman2 said...

How about
humpback mouthing??
HAH? HAH?

Anonymous said...

Bush's comments on the movie Cracked me up ! !

badgerbob said...

That's the fucker who stole my works. That bastard!
Probably a former goth lover.

morbid misanthrope said...

polyman2 - Good one. Even in our tolerant society, that movie is just asking for ridicule.

just thinking - Love him or hate him, Bush is good for a laugh every now and then.

badgerbob - Next time, badgerbob, instead of taking a goth as a lover, mercilessly beat the goth. It may be leff fulfilling for you, but it would make me laugh.

honkeie said...

You got to love junkies, its their habit that makes them sell there xbox to u for 5 buck lol!
I would rather shoot H in my eyeball than see 'HumpBack Mountain'

morbid misanthrope said...

honkeie2 - Exactly. Besides, I wouldn't pay a cent over five dollars for an xbox. And don't even get me started on the xbox 360...

I suppose shooting your eye full of heroin would be less painful than watching "Brokeback Mountain."

jungle jane said...

i'd like to try the eyeball thing. i wonder if i can snort cocaine simultaneously?

morbid misanthrope said...

jungle jane - You can do anything you set your mind to as long as you stay in school and stay away from drugs... I'd just mix the coke in with heroin and shoot it that way. Actually, I'd just get drunk instead.

morbid misanthrope said...

mike - Thanks.

wax lion - Very perceptive. He's shooting up like a champ. Chicken is ok, but baloney is better.

J C said...

dude

you're MIA

morbid misanthrope said...

j holden -- Sorry, and sorry to anyone who reads this page on a semi-regular/regular basis. An issue of the magazine I work for is about to hit the stands and I've been getting stuck at the office all night a lot lately: fuckin' deadlines.

Anyway, sorry for the holdup; I'll get something new posted as soon as possible.

J C said...

no worries, man

i understand totally not having the time for this stuff

get the important stuff taken care of

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