Friday, December 08, 2006

A Statement from One of the Followers of the Religion of Peace

From www.abcnews.go.com:

Dec. 8, 2006 — ABC News has learned a Chicago-area man has been charged with plotting a terrorist attack at a Rockford mall during the holiday shopping season.

Derrick Shareef, of Rockford, Ill was arrested Wednesday by the Joint Terrorism Task Force when he met an undercover agent to trade hand grenades and a 9-millimeter handgun for a set of stereo speakers.

Shareef is accused of planning to use firearms and explosives to attack the CherryVale shopping mall in Rockford. The alleged plan was to target the 130-store mall on the Friday before Christmas.

In September, Shareef became acquainted with a confidential witness who was cooperating with the FBI and confided to him that he wanted to commit acts of violent jihad against civilians.

On December 2, Shareef and the confidential source made video tapes of their last wills and testament.

On the video, Shareef again mentions jihad and says, "This is a warning to those who disbelieve, that we are here for you and I am ready to give my life."

From Shareef’s affidavit (from www.michellemalkin.com):

7. A few minutes after SHAREEF and the CS discussed shaving their body hair and meditating, SHAREEF stated: “I’m ready, man, these kafirs [a term translated as “infidel”] don’t give a damn about us, niggers don’t care what happens to the Umma [an Arabic word meaning community or nation that is commonly used to mean the collective nation of Islamic states], about sisters getting raped, about brothers losing their (UI). They don’t care, man. All they care about is (UI)… I probably would have eventually ended up just stabbing the shit out of some Jews or something. Just stabbing them niggers with a steak knife. Dude, I ain’t gonna lie. Because during that war with Hezbolla, man, I had already started to look at synagogues out here in the DeKalb area and everything. I was looking at synagogues, I was doing mapquest…. One of them was down the block from the masjid [mosque], I knew they do their thing on Saturdays, right. I was like, I’m gonna lay low out here, I’m gonna camp out overnight, be out there on Friday night after jumma [Friday prayer] or Saturday morning about 12:00 or 1:00 o’clock. I be there. And as soon as I see them fools going in the building, I had planned on trying to grab one, depending on how it was, niggers trying to run in the building all at once and open up shop, I was just going to go over there and shank one or two of them.” A few minutes later, SHAREEF stated: “They definitely gonna know that this shit ain’t over and they not as safe as they thought.”

Wow. Somebody get this guy a Nobel Peace Prize.

18 comments:

NewYorkMoments said...

Charming. This is what happens when a person has too much freetime. However, the thing that most astounded me was that someone would exchange grenades & a heavy duty firearm for SPEAKERS? I hope they were some kickass speakers!

morbid misanthrope said...

wax lion -- I want a beer.

newyorkmoments -- It is funny. I can't think of any speakers I'd pick over guns or explosives. I dig music and whatnot, but I'd rather shoot someone.

honkeie said...

Yeah, what kinda of speakers get u a gun and grenades?

morbid misanthrope said...

honkeie2 -- Good question. I, on the other hand, buy all my guns and explosives legally at El Cajon Guns and Liquor.

NewYorkMoments said...

Today I rather shoot EVERYbody.

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Polyman3 said...

anonymous is an int'l arms dealer.

SHAREEF has his will & papers all made out, let's hasten his journey to the promised land, and then hang his severed head on a spike at that mall as a warning to more of his kind.

Happy holiday's.

badgerbob said...

UI? Just how many of these pork-haters have these urinary incontinence problems?
Maybe they should stop fucking their camels.

morbid misanthrope said...

newyorkmoments -- Yeah, really.

polyman3 -- And here I was, simply hoping he would be locked up for a few years and humanely executed by the state.

badgerbob -- Interesting proposal, badgerbob. But several Muslim leaders, terrorists, potential terrorists, and leaders of terror organizations have made it perfectly clear that they will never stop fucking camels.

NewYorkMoments said...

There is no such thing as hiring the best candidate for the job. Especially when you work for a world famous publication that got in some world famous trouble---and the employee who caused the world famous trouble played the race card.

Now our bonues and performance reviews depend on interviewing and hiring a certain percentage of "diverse" candidates. In fact, there are executives in high places in the company who are moving fast to promote "diverse" employees to positions in their groups so that they can reach their quota of "diversity" by the end of 2006 in order to make their bonus.

Yes....it makes me want to puke too, and many times I've thought about quitting on principle. Eventually I probably will.

morbid misanthrope said...

newyorkmoments -- Shit. I hope the publication you work for never employed Jayson Blair....

Since you have to deal with it every day, I needn't point out the plethora of flaws with diversity-based hiring practices. It hurts all parties involved.

Anyway, my cousin, who lives back East, had a child out of wedlock with a black gentleman. Can I say I'm partially African-American when I apply for a job, or do I have to wait for them to get married before it kicks in? My career services guy back in college never answered this question for me for some reason.

NewYorkMoments said...

Ahem...

morbid misanthrope said...

newyorkmoments -- It's a perfectly legitimate question. It might help my case if I added that one of my cousins is an eight-year-old syphilitic with a harelip and a step mullet. That has to help me in the ol' diversity department. It might benefit me in a pinch. Cough....

NewYorkMoments said...

The Ahem wasn't for that question...

morbid misanthrope said...

newyorkmoments -- I'm just dying to be multicultural. Yay, diversity.

NewYorkMoments said...

Today, a black guy at work who has no human resources experience got promoted to a VP of HR position. At least his boss will get his full bonus now.

honkeie said...

I wont say where I work but one guy has been on the fast track here....lets see...spanish and handicap....two quotas in one shot haha. He doesnt work in my department so I dont care but this seems to be a trend. He went from intern to director in less than 2 years. That was unheard of before and has yet to be repeated. To get where he is at usually takes a masters and lots of dick sucking. And yes he is at the perfect hieght for sucking dick but i really dont think these corport guys are into fidgets.

morbid misanthrope said...

newyorkmoments -- That's why when ever I apply for a job, I use the name Hakeem Shabar Shabazz. That always gets me the interview ... and sometimes arrested for fraud of some kind.

honkeie2 -- Wow. I wonder if smashing my toe with a hammer and speaking Pig Latin would get me a promotion.