Monday, June 11, 2007

The iPhone Cometh



















20 comments:

BD said...

Cool...

neko said...

**uuuugggghhhh**

must get iphone...

**uggghhhhh**

[just as soon as my current contract expires]

i feel like such a lemming sometimes.

morbid misanthrope said...

bd -- Well-groomed facial hair is always cool.

neko -- Resistance is not futile. The new RAZR is cooler anyway.

Captain Smack said...

I have a razor and I leave it off most of the time because iHate people, they're always calling me and wanting me to do something. I'm pretty sure an iPhone would only exacerbate the problem. So I'm with the mustache guy on this one.

jungle jane said...

Does it vibrate? I only buy things that vibrate....

Prunella Jones said...

I don't care for phones. I prefer to communicate with people by telepathy. And BTW Morbid, I don't appreciate the way you've ignored the last three mind messages I've sent you.

morbid misanthrope said...

captain smack -- I Hate people, too. Back in my college days, I developed a little trick to stop people from calling me all the time. Whenever someone calls you--wanting you to go bowling or to a party, for example--simply threaten them and the lives of their unborn children. They'll be confused at first, but eventually they should get the idea. Constantly sending picture messages of you stepping on and squishing little animals helps drive your point home. I haven't been invited to a "totally bitchin' kegger" since I stuffed this one guy's dog full of red ants and broken glass.

jungle jane -- No, it doesn't vibrate. They decided to replace the vibrate setting with the "holds butter while you keep it cold in the refrigerator" setting.

prunella jones -- Sorry about that, pru. I have mind message call screening. It's not like I'm ignoring or avoiding you; I've just, um, been really busy, my sick cousin gets priority right now, and I'm trying to do my taxes. Something like that, anyway.

What A Crock said...

lmao!! I LIKE GAY BUTTER!!

hahahahahhaaa

oh that made me giggle.

gracias.

morbid misanthrope said...

what a crock -- It was pretty funny; although, I don't even know what gay butter is, and I don't want to know.

neko said...

all my razrs are rusted..

but, oxidising metal is kewler than gay butter,

and i'll challenge anyone who disagrees to a duel!!

a toothpick-inhaling duel!

morbid misanthrope said...

neko -- That reminds me of a Carcass song: "Oxidized Razor Masticator."

I agree with you, though, which is a good thing because I suck at inhaling toothpicks. I'm working my way up from inhaling splinters to needles. It's painful, but it makes my black metal voice sound killer.

honkeie2 said...

I just saw the commercial for it...too many buttons and do-dads for me.You are kewler than I :P

morbid misanthrope said...

honkeie -- I just hate Apple so much. I hate Apple like Paris Hilton hates having a thought.

NewYorkMoments said...

I'd like a phone shaped like a dildo.

morbid misanthrope said...

newyorkmoments -- If you ever get such a phone, just be careful; you wouldn't want to get your ear pregnant.

neko said...

that moustache guy looks strangely familiar...

im confused. what's so hot about the iphone? i mean, there are already phones out there with all those functions and more..

gay butter, schmay butter.

morbid misanthrope said...

neko -- Yeah, that mustache guy, I swear I've seen him before (maybe promoting that damned xbox).

I've read that the iPhone is actually missing several features common to most cell phones these days: IM capability and picture messaging, to name only two. Many tech-savvy folks also wonder how the touch screen will fare with constant use. All those people with large-gage ear piercings will most likely have severely scratched iPhone screens.

I think I'll stick to Vietnam War-era walkie-talkies.

BD said...

Cool is quite a sarcastic word...

morbid misanthrope said...

bd -- Never!

BD said...

...ever.