Tuesday, August 02, 2005

I Don't Have a Problem

I’ve probably mentioned it before, but I drink a lot. I’ve been at it for so long I rarely think about how much I’m really drinking. Here’s a list of all the alcohol I consumed in the time period starting Friday evening an ending very early Monday morning.

1 64 oz. bottle of Evan Williams Whiskey
1 64 oz. bottle of Ten High Whiskey
1 750 ml bottle of Everclear 151
1 750 ml bottle of Jose Cuervo Tequila
3 two dollar bottles of wine
3 pints of beer at some microbrewery
At least a sixer of random beers I ended up with

My blood has become a high-gravity cocktail. In a few years, if I’m not dead, I’ll probably piss pure alcohol; and that condition will inevitably lead to the world’s strangest looking flamethrower.

8 comments:

drunkbh said...

If the flamethrower show ever gets up and running, let me know. I will definatly buy tickts.

morbid misanthrope said...

I never thought of charging for tickets. Good idea. Of course, I'll probably be dead before I get that far. Oh well.

drunkbh said...

Just tell me you didn't drink all this by yourself. Party? Bar?

I'm still enthralled by the flamethrower idea.

morbid misanthrope said...

It was all me. I have no friends and I drink alone all the time. People tell me I have a problem, but I'm not about to quit something I'm good at.

One More Naughty Girl said...

call me some night and we will drink until we pass out...together...

morbid misanthrope said...

one more naughty girl - Thanks for the offer I guess, but being the cold-hearted misanthrope I am, I only drink by myself.

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