I’ve probably mentioned it before, but I drink a lot. I’ve been at it for so long I rarely think about how much I’m really drinking. Here’s a list of all the alcohol I consumed in the time period starting Friday evening an ending very early Monday morning.
1 64 oz. bottle of Evan Williams Whiskey
1 64 oz. bottle of Ten High Whiskey
1 750 ml bottle of Everclear 151
1 750 ml bottle of Jose Cuervo Tequila
3 two dollar bottles of wine
3 pints of beer at some microbrewery
At least a sixer of random beers I ended up with
My blood has become a high-gravity cocktail. In a few years, if I’m not dead, I’ll probably piss pure alcohol; and that condition will inevitably lead to the world’s strangest looking flamethrower.
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If the flamethrower show ever gets up and running, let me know. I will definatly buy tickts.
I never thought of charging for tickets. Good idea. Of course, I'll probably be dead before I get that far. Oh well.
Just tell me you didn't drink all this by yourself. Party? Bar?
I'm still enthralled by the flamethrower idea.
It was all me. I have no friends and I drink alone all the time. People tell me I have a problem, but I'm not about to quit something I'm good at.
one more naughty girl - Thanks for the offer I guess, but being the cold-hearted misanthrope I am, I only drink by myself.
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